The Yakuza

Do you see what happens? Do you see what happens when you mess with me?

You get this: the yakuza, a.k.a 8-9-3, a.k.a the fearsome Japanese organized crime network.

And we are not pleasant people to cross kitanas with.

Upon my return home, I fully expect certain friends and family to physically challange me, taking full advantage of my delirious jet-lagged state.

Try it. Just try it.

Japan's most fearsome crime warriors will be unleashed upon you and yours.

You will find yourself in a state of extreme pain, capital city YOU, with no return visa.

Seriously. Try me.